Playing golf is the worst activity. I would strongly advise against it. Here’s why.
1. You might get strong like this.
2. You might have to play on a golf course that looks like this.
3. Or this.
4. Playing golf might make you smile.
5. And that would be bad.
6. Playing too much can cause an obsession.
7. And who would want to be obsessed with golf?
8. You might be forced to socialize with others.
9. You might become really competitive.
10. Which would mean you might win something. That’s no good.
11. In conclusion, golf is the worst activity and you should never, ever play it.