Playing golf is the worst activity. I would strongly advise against it. Here’s why.

1. You might get strong like this.

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2. You might have to play on a golf course that looks like this.

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3. Or this.

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4. Playing golf might make you smile.

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5. And that would be bad.

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6. Playing too much can cause an obsession.

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7. And who would want to be obsessed with golf?

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8. You might be forced to socialize with others.

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9. You might become really competitive.

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10. Which would mean you might win something. That’s no good.

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11. In conclusion, golf is the worst activity and you should never, ever play it.